About
DISCLAIMER: IF YOU HAVE ANY HESITATIONS, MARITAL ISSUES, PRIOR COMMIITMENTS, or
ANYTHING ELsE THAT MAY PREvENT YOU FROM SHOWING Up TO OUR APPT.
THEN PLEASE for the love of Glob, DO NOT BOTHER SETTNG ANYTHING UP!!
PLEASE AND THANK YOU.
Today's Update: May 19th, 2026
Good DaY Gents! Happy Taco Tuesday! Very limited availability! Schedule ur
time now!
XoXo,
N. Noir
I accept cash, cashapp, and paypal! Tips are always Welcome! I love being
spoiled!;)
***Please take the time to read all of this, I am trying a different approach
with hopes that we'll be on the same page prior to meeting and so that I can
get around to seeing you all in a more organized fashion.***
Okay, Okay Now...
I know what you're thinking..
Is she real Can It Be
Are Those Real
Is she single
What is her ethnicity
Why hasn't she responded
Why does she take forever to respond
ETC.
The short answer to most of your inquiries, Gentlemen, are probably Yes.
And to answer any other questions, hopefully this helps-
Yes! I am very real! Sometimes I may be too real.
I have no reason to be anyone, but myself!
Naia Noir Here! Im 37. Im from the SF Bay Area.
Im Mexican, Japanese, and White.
I'm 5'3, my breasts aren't augmented, they're a natural 38H for your enjoyment!
Just like you guys, I have a personal life, which results in me having to tend
to my family like a human.
I appreciate everyone who does contact me, and If I haven't responded, d
emand is high and I'm only one me..
Please be aware of that if I happen to not text, or answer a phone call.
It gets hard to keep up sometimes. Just know, I'm trying to make it happen!!
All my pics are of me, taken by me. They're not all from today, yesterday, or
this week even... but they are all of me and are accurate in providing an idea
of who your going to be meeting.
I am a firm believer in 100% providing for me, myself and mine!!
As well as, not having to rush for anyone or anything.
Also, I fail horribly at time management..
but the good news is, that means that you can be sure that our time together
won't ever be hurried!!
I also entirely believe that if I don't enjoy myself or our time together,
then how in the Fluff do I expect you to enjoy yours!
Bare with me gentlemen, I may stay slacking on my macking,
but I'm well worth the wait!!
With that being said, please be prepared to schedule atleast an hour in advance
it makes it more likely that I'll be on time for our appt. Thank you!
I am a pleaser by nature, and your satisfaction is my priority. I can happily
prove that to you incomparably! I know what I bring to the table. I don't waste
my time negotiating my worth. Nor should you! I prefer generous gentlemen who
appreciate the companionship of a real female!
Upon reading this if your still interesed in seeing me then please send me a
text with your Name, Race, How much time you want to spend together, along with
a time that would be best for you to meet. I appreciate you taking the time to
read this and can't wait to meet you!
XOXO-
Naia Noir