About
u gotta verify to see a provider this fly. so if you aint a skeeezy cheap
sketchball, let's get to it.
(Please read this whole ad. Period. Exclamation point. Squared. Cause don’t
you wanna know exactly what type of tomfoolery you’re getting yourself into)
LOWER RATES FOR SUMMA-SUMMA-SUMMERTIME! 🍒🍒🍒🍓🍓🍓🍓🍉🍉🍉
SPECIAL OLYMPIANS, GOLFERS & PRIDE FESTIVALERS WELCOME🏳🌈🏳⚧️
We are Souls and Stardust, living on earth in a meat suit for only a short
time.
So please, for a wee moment, ask yourself and ponder, “are you living your
best life right now”
After all, the all-knowing Buddha once said, “The problem is, you think you
have time.”
💦I am a well-known, highly reviewed provider on the twin cities scene.
✔BEAUTIFUL FACE, BANGING, NATURAL BODY, AND SOOTHING, AND EROTIC BEDSIDE
MANNER.
✔ALL INCLUSIVE FS companionship
✔FLEXIBLE WITH TIME
🔥 fire love game
✔submissive/switch passionate and playful demeanor
✔LAVISH, COZY AND PRIVATE INCALL
✔OUTCALL also available (Uber me )
💰NO deposit
✔ STELLAR REVIEWS, and DOZENS OF HAPPY REGULARS
💦DOUBLE VERIFICATION
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SPECIALTIES:
GFE, GREEK, GB, SUBMISSIVE HC ROLE-PLAY, FETISH
and
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NOW OFFERING:
INTIMACY COACH WORKSHOP SESSIONS
(BUILDING SEXUAL CONFIDENCE AND INTIMACY) FOR SINGLES &MULTIPLES
📱📱📱SO TEXT ME LIKE RN
PLEASE LEAD WITH YOUR NAME, YOUR AGE, AND ALL THE DETAILS OF
YOUR DESIRED APPOINTMENT.
🤨ANYONE WHO LEADS WITH A SIMPLE HI OR HELLO WILL NOT
GET A RESPONSE.
LIVE IT UP TODAY BECAUSE YOU’LL MOST LIKELY DIE SOME ANOTHER ONE.
NOW HERE COMES THE BORING -YET CRUCIAL – SECTION OF MY POLICIES:
I, Harper, am a highly credited and acclaimed professional intimacy coach;
creative consultant; influencer and sex therapist.
My clients are like family. I get into pitbull/mother bear/cardi-b’s-“am I the
drama”-album mode real quick when it comes to both their protection while
they’re under my care AND their peace of mind and reputation when they are not
with me.
I vehemently adhere to strict privacy and confidentiality guidelines in any
and all circumstances - from your first session onward and upward into infinity
- in order to protect myself and my clients.
If you’re interested in signing a legally binding non-disclosure agreement
before our appointment, please contact me 48 hours prior.
I DO NOT engage in prostitution or sell sexual acts to individuals for money,
barter sexual services, nor do I ever promote or engage in any illegal
activities.
My LLC brand is owned operated and managed by myself only, and no other human
on this earth is neither responsible for nor participates in any of my
professional or financial operations, unless contracted out to do so. (Nope,
Naw, Uh-Uh, Hell muthafuqin’ no; no pimps or folks for miles and miles and
miles… they stay in their lane when they hear my name😁).
I also do not permit the use of any and all narcotics during my sessions. If
you must, please consume any substances beforehand, and I reserve the right to
terminate a session at my discretion due to erratic or threatening behavior and
stranger-danger vibes.
I also ask that you do not come heavily intoxicated from alcohol. I am totally
fine with alcohol and marijuana in reasonable amounts during my sessions.
Please bring extra for the house. 😌
The possession of any firearms or lethal weapons in my office or other private
session spaces is strictly not fucking allowed.
Please respect and honor my rates and be prepared to come to the session with
full payment upfront. I do not tolerate any lowballing or negotiating of my
rates unless I initiate that conversation.
Just trust and believe that my rates are what they are for a very good
reason: that I’m THAT incredible, insightful, and valuable. Otherwise, I
would’ve kept my day job years ago.
